Always use tasteful words - you never know when you may have to eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?   Because he was a dirty double crosser.

I used to work at a fire hydrant company - you couldn't park anywhere close.

I didn't realize how bad a driver I was until the GPS said "in 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out!


The Ford Thunderbird was a car manufactured in the United States by the Ford Motor Company. It entered production for the 1955 model year as a two-seater sporty car but, unlike the similar Chevrolet Corvette, the Thunderbird was never sold as a full-blown sports car. Ford described it as a personal luxury car, a description which named a new market segment. In 1958, the Thunderbird gained a second row of seats. Succeeding generations became larger until the line was downsized in 1977 and again in 1980. Sales were good until the 1990s, when large 2-door coupes became unpopular; production ceased after 1997. In 2002, a revived 2-seat model was launched, which was available through the end of the 2005 model year.